HOW TO get the clarinet player excited

[tseligas]

I am sure we all have heard the singer or somebody from the audience say something witty to the clarinet player. A thought just came to my mind to write down all the witty phrases that people say. I will have to write them in greek as they probably sound silly in english. (Oh well I will try to translate them.)

So here are a few ones that come to my mind but I am looking forward to your input and let's see who comes with the most original idea.

In a month I will run a poll and the winner will get 1 month free video subscription.!

Catchy phrases to the clarinetist:

Γεια σου Γιώργο Μάγκα αθάνατε.
(Hail to you, George Maga, immortal)....classic

Γεια σου Κώστα Αριστόπουλε με το πολυβόλο σου.
(Hail to you Kosta Aristopoulos with your machine gun....)

Το 'χει κάνει τσίχλα το κλαρίνο....
(He has made it a gum)

Γεια σου "το όνομά σου εδώ" ανεπανάληπτε...
(Hail to you "enter username" unrepeatable...:p)

Φούσκωστο!!
(Blow it up!!!)

Ok your turn now otherwise I will be the poll winner!